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SPORTS SATIRE

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by Christopher C. Wuensch

A tributary blog of Prose & Cons

Friday, October 16, 2009

Dirty Birdie




Much-maligned Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick announced today the release of his autobiography, which details his 23-month imprisonment in Leavenworth Federal Prison on dog-fighting charges. Vick’s 514-page tome “Kibbles & Blitz: The Michael Vick Story” can(‘t) be found on bookstores everywhere.